So my bank is inside my Grocery store.  As is the Pharmacy and Florists…

Much like any mega grocery store in the area…

After depositing my check, I ran over to the pharmacy to pick up medicine for my little ones who’ve not slept well recently and still have a barking cough.  Looking up from the boxes upon boxes of medicines for too many symptoms… I was almost bowled over by a little old man who was trying very hard to read the small print on the box of condoms he held in his hands and not watching where he walked.

Highly amused by this, I accepted his apologies for this and made my way to pick up dish soap, and again was almost run over by another little old man with box of condoms in his hand and a goofy smile on his face.

What are the odds of this.

In the express line I stood waiting for the customer in front of us to use his coupons, and I chuckled at what I overheard as he was trying to use another grocery store’s double coupon for yet another box of condoms by yet another octogenarian.

As the elderly man stood in front of me, I tried to keep a straight face while he told to the cashier “I’m gonna have a good time tonight!” Finished with his purchase ambled off, with a bouquet of flowers, bottle of KY and Trojans in the grocery bag.

The cashier and I held our giggles as long as we could…

I’m gonna watch the obituaries soon… and I wonder just how happy they will be when they draw their final breath.  I expect verrrrrry happy.